WORLD CUP CRICKET, PAKISTAN AND BAN KI MOON, --------------THE SECRETARY GENERAL,UNO, RAISES A QUERY ON CRICKET !
Nawaz Sharief, PM of Pakistan has taken INDIA to UNO saying that like Kashmir India had forcibly kept Fast bowler Mohammed Sammy who was a Kashmiri Muslim . He asserted that Mohamned Sammy can not play for INDIA, being a Muslim and a Kashmiri. Nawaz Sharief alleged That Sammy could have been drugged. This is why he destroyed PAKISTANI World Cup team, otherwise he won't have done so.
Heard from UNO that Ban Ki Moon , Secy Gen, UNO was asking his staff , "What is World Cup Cricket? Why were they fighting over an insect?"
On getting the complaint, Ban Ki Moon, Secy Gen UNO, raised this query with INDIAN PM, Narender Modi, who replied-----India's one Muslim is better than 11 Pakistanis--- and they say Pakistan is the dream home land for MUSLIMS----11 Pakistanis can not face our one Kashmiri Muslim and they say KASHMIR HAMARA HAI. ?????????
Ban Ki Moon was last seen pulling his hairs and swallowing aspirin tablets one after the other to relieve his pain in the brain.
( STOP PRESS:----- My thought process in Contriving this piece:---------
I Thought the message must go home that DREAM HOME LAND of MUSLIMS of SOUTH ASIA is in a Chaotic disarray and Indian Muslims are much better off . They enjoy all the privileges which Pakistanis lack------ why do you think most PAKISTANIS, such as Actors, comedians, cricketers and serious patients were making beeline to India. Despite all its shortcomings, India is a great home for everyone. Some bickerings between communities will always remain. They are even within families when estrangebrothers bay for each other's blood. But later they always stay peacefully. It is this unique flexible character of Indian culture that India survived as a secular country for more than 5000 years---- Fools only try for GHAR BAPISI (HOME RETURN)------------ they are not going anywhere. Call him a MUSLIM, a SIKH, a BUDHIST, a Jain, A Brahmin, A Rajpoot, a Gujarati, An Assamese, Kashmiri, Bihari, Upite, Uttaranchali, Himachali, Maratha, Punjabi, Tamil, Keralite, Telgu, Kannada, Orriya, Bengali, Mizo, Naga, Manipuri, Sikkamese, whatever you can think----- he defines India and remains Indian. Mohammed Shammi is the symbol of INDIANESS. He did what each Indian would do other than Indian Media------ Indian Media is an agent of Indian dis unity. )
Nawaz Sharief, PM of Pakistan has taken INDIA to UNO saying that like Kashmir India had forcibly kept Fast bowler Mohammed Sammy who was a Kashmiri Muslim . He asserted that Mohamned Sammy can not play for INDIA, being a Muslim and a Kashmiri. Nawaz Sharief alleged That Sammy could have been drugged. This is why he destroyed PAKISTANI World Cup team, otherwise he won't have done so.
Heard from UNO that Ban Ki Moon , Secy Gen, UNO was asking his staff , "What is World Cup Cricket? Why were they fighting over an insect?"
On getting the complaint, Ban Ki Moon, Secy Gen UNO, raised this query with INDIAN PM, Narender Modi, who replied-----India's one Muslim is better than 11 Pakistanis--- and they say Pakistan is the dream home land for MUSLIMS----11 Pakistanis can not face our one Kashmiri Muslim and they say KASHMIR HAMARA HAI. ?????????
Ban Ki Moon was last seen pulling his hairs and swallowing aspirin tablets one after the other to relieve his pain in the brain.
( STOP PRESS:----- My thought process in Contriving this piece:---------
I Thought the message must go home that DREAM HOME LAND of MUSLIMS of SOUTH ASIA is in a Chaotic disarray and Indian Muslims are much better off . They enjoy all the privileges which Pakistanis lack------ why do you think most PAKISTANIS, such as Actors, comedians, cricketers and serious patients were making beeline to India. Despite all its shortcomings, India is a great home for everyone. Some bickerings between communities will always remain. They are even within families when estrangebrothers bay for each other's blood. But later they always stay peacefully. It is this unique flexible character of Indian culture that India survived as a secular country for more than 5000 years---- Fools only try for GHAR BAPISI (HOME RETURN)------------ they are not going anywhere. Call him a MUSLIM, a SIKH, a BUDHIST, a Jain, A Brahmin, A Rajpoot, a Gujarati, An Assamese, Kashmiri, Bihari, Upite, Uttaranchali, Himachali, Maratha, Punjabi, Tamil, Keralite, Telgu, Kannada, Orriya, Bengali, Mizo, Naga, Manipuri, Sikkamese, whatever you can think----- he defines India and remains Indian. Mohammed Shammi is the symbol of INDIANESS. He did what each Indian would do other than Indian Media------ Indian Media is an agent of Indian dis unity. )
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